Is the city all about alcohol?!??

Going out in New York is not about drinking... It's about how you look, act, talk and walk.  

Look, why is it all about the look?!? Well, that is how you first get into the club. Are you good looking - check, do you have the right shoes - check, are you skinny enough - check- I think!?!??! And then the list just continues.. But I suppose it's a good thing, cause you do want to find a good look'in one there, right?!?

Act, you need to act like you're someone. If not, you're no-one! So if you want to get into hot spots, you should definitely know phrases like; "I'm from Top Ten Magazine from Scandinavia", and if you bring a blond friend, you'll definitely get in....! And when you're in, make sure you think you're someone, if not, you're not interesting! 

But it is allot of fun... A perfect day, like yesterday, you go to an event some time after work. This is usually a store opening or an early event, saying thank you for letting me fool you to buy over expensive watches. It's dinner time, eat the cute little hamburgers or small bites of chicken on a stick, that you kindly and nicely dip in the dipping sauce, to get the extra flavor. But make sure you don't get to much sauce- you don't want to get fat! With the food you drink a couple of glasses of wine, while you mingle and talk about very interesting things to a person or two that you'll never gonne see again... 

After filling your body with energy- eating and drinking, you go further down to the next event, an art show. Just make sure when you walk in that door that you DO actually look different, and DO talk in a weird way. The more you stand out, is what determinate how well you fit in an art show. Though who really cares, there is free alcohol!!!  So you mingle for a while, again, and talk about this amazing art you don't get at all, but never underestimate the word - 'amazing'. It can get you FAR! 

When you feel that you're getting closer to the art, and actually do think it is starting to look 'amazing', that is when it is time to head for the next party. Which is usually when the time is closer to midnight, and the club has just opened! 

And here is where the first part get in... Make sure you are a great mix from the first event, and also have some free spirit feel'in from the art show! THAT is when you get into the club easily... (ps, don't forget the part by being skinny, pretty, wearing the right things, drunk enough, go with the right people)

And here is where the party goes on till early morning hours!!! Either the drinks are free the first hour or two, or you definitely hook up with someone that makes the drinks free for you.

Drink up, and enjoy... Be careful, don't talk to long to hot guys, they're really just good for one thing, hook ups! And the bambis, make sure you don't touch them, they might fall over, and we don't want any broken bones! They need them on the catwalk!

First one, ALLOT more to come!